Long Hair worked for Samson and no one else

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Posted by MickCollins. at wkstn4-85.lxr.georgetown.edu on April 26, 2000 at 17:46:59:

In Reply to: Ugh... posted by Kevin on April 26, 2000 at 16:09:56:

: The wife looks great (radiant and pregnant) in the photo, but for the record, I consider that the single worst picture of me ever taken. Ever.

: Someone always remind me that I don't look good in long hair, unless in character. Good Lord.::

My advice? Go with the Clooney-esque short hair. Long Hair accentuates round faces,I'm told and your face is round. Short hair looks angular and makes the face seem more defined. Long hair makes men look like punks unless you are in the Bible,and they have an excuse. Think of a tough guys with long hair? Bruce Lee? Short in the Clooney way. Ali? Short. John L. Sullivan? Short. Lenny McClean? Short. Dan Gable? Short. The only boxer I can think or fight now with lone hair is Lennox Lewis and his is an over-rated twat with a fro. English boxers suck. Boxing is like baseball,a sport for the disenfranchised and the English are the franchise. Che Guevara? Longish Hair but he got killed when it hit shoulder length. In the pictures from the Cuban Revolution:above the shoulders. Batman:Short. Navy Seal:Short. When I let my hair grow out, it grows very fast and gets damn curly. In the first semester, I had it a good length and guys in bars fucked with me about 7 times. I cut it Renton-from-Trainspotting close and not one tosser has bumbled with the bee. And chicks dig rubbing the melon for good luck.

Conclusion:Short hair is good.

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