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Posted by Isis at on April 28, 2000 at 01:26:28:

In Reply to: Last Action Hero posted by little worm on April 27, 2000 at 21:31:37:

That an obvious enough joke for ya?

: See, the problem is that you write these longass dissertations every so often, and you seem to be totally into driving down some inane point that your playful manner is lost. Take a clue from Foreman and cut out the fat.

If you could tell it was playful then why are you bitchin'? Does it hurt your eyes to read more than two lines of text? If so, skip it. Skip this one too. I'm not trying to cause you pain.

: Exactly my point...well, the fact that it can be viewed in numerous ways. I just get troubled when people say 'such and such is this way, and that's a fact jack', which well...your post did.

But I was being sarcastic! If it really was impossible to see that I'll try to be a little clearer in the future. I'm not usually the type of person to be absolute about anything, except on certain occasions when I think the matter is vitally important. Hair is not such a matter.

: You don't read romance, but you know what Harlequin's are? something smells fishy, and its not your crotch. (i made a funny!). Just to get myself off the hook though...I get my gas money via working in a bookstore (Clerks:TCB on employee recs, whew!)

Dude, how would anyone not know what Harlequin novels are? Smith's daughter is named "Harley Quinn", for the love of whatever you like. I can be oblivious, but I don't have my head in a sack.

: : Seriously, why does it bother you so much? Is it so irritating to hear :praise of someone on their own fanboard?

: Its annoying that you're constantly saying how pretty he is. I get the same irritation listening to frat boys talking about their latest 'score'. Not to mention that your compliments come off as phony. ...pretty soon, you'll be telling him how superspectacularly cute bald spots are.

I don't think it's the same. First, I'm not trying to "score" with Kevin, so in a sense you could say any compliments I give are only semi-sincere. Excuse me if when someone is being put down (and putting themselves down) for the way they look, I have the tendency to tell them they're beautiful. It's fun to do. Again, me being me is not meant to cause you pain. I really fail to see why it should cause an emotional reaction at all.

: No. Just don't be phony. And don't act like a high schooler.

Don't act like the Don Johnson wannabe principal from "The Breakfast Club" and we have a deal.

: Its fucking annoying. Same reason I take up arms against Kelley. Teeny boppers are lower than child rapists, in my book.

Um yeah, and obviously yours is the most rational opinion. If I'm entirely wrong about the nature of the universe and Judgment Day soon arrives, surely the sin of daring to call Kevin Smith "Sexual Chocolate" will earn me a place of honor in the fiery pits while the dude who stuck his dick in 76 babies will be sliding on through the pearly gates. You're sick. were being facetious.

-- Isis
Just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania.

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