Posted by Marshal at 12-238-233-67.client.attbi.com on August 11, 2003 at 22:09:39:
1. What country do you live in? (Canada doesn't count as it is unofficially part of the U.S. in denial.)
2. What state do you live in? (Canadian provinces don't count, as Canada is an unofficial state of the U.S.)
3. What is your favorite kind of monkey?(or primate for those of you who want to get technical)?
4. Their is a bin at Wal-Mart with every kind and color ball imaginable, what color / size ball do you bring to the check out counter?
5. What do you name your ball, and why?
6. What is the hidden meaning behind the sentance - "Oh my god, you kicked me in the fuckin' balls!"
7. What color is the sky?
8. What would you do (ew ew) for a Klondike Bar?
9. What is the first movie Adam Sandler ever starred in? (a hint, it sucks.)
10. Which do you prefer Coca-Cola, Pepsi-Cola, or Royal Crown Cola?
11. What is Iced Tea in Canada?
12. Have you ever shaved your boyfriends nuts / girlfriends bush?(or both at the same time?)
13. Have you ever had an sexual encounter with a Circus performer, and/or one of those Carnies(Carnival "staff")? If so, did you like it?