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Posted by spider_boris at h68-146-179-142.cg.shawcable.net on August 12, 2003 at 01:10:36:

In Reply to: Quiz Popper! posted by Marshal on August 11, 2003 at 22:09:39:

: 1. What country do you live in? (Canada doesn't count as it is unofficially part of the U.S. in denial.)

Canada

: 2. What state do you live in? (Canadian provinces don't count, as Canada is an unofficial state of the U.S.)

Alberta. So we're part of the USA, huh? then open the fucking border to our beef already. Our ranchers are fucking DYING. This province was the only one that supported the USA in the last war, so dont fucking punish us for the retards in Ottawa. by the way, we also supply the USA with 12% or your oil and HALF or your natural gas. Wanna see your natural gas prices double this winter? then just keep that fucking border closed. we're gonna have to add an export tax on natural gas to be able to pay for the 5 million cattle (in alberta alone) we'll have to slaughter needlessly at the end of next month. It is illegal as hell under NAFTA, but what the fuck ,it isn't like the USA hasn't shit all over NAFTA anyhow (softwood lumber, wheat, now beef). Who the fuck do you have the free trade agreement with anyhow, Canada or Japan. Wake the fuck up.

: 3. What is your favorite kind of monkey?(or primate for those of you who want to get technical)?

Sasquatch

: 4. Their is a bin at Wal-Mart with every kind and color ball imaginable, what color / size ball do you bring to the check out counter?

Enormous blue balls.

: 5. What do you name your ball, and why?

Lefty. Because "Righty" is a stupid name.

: 6. What is the hidden meaning behind the sentance - "Oh my god, you kicked me in the fuckin' balls!"

"kicked" really means "licked"

: 7. What color is the sky?

dunno, what color is the sky in your world?

: 8. What would you do (ew ew) for a Klondike Bar?

Pay $1.75 CDN

: 9. What is the first movie Adam Sandler ever starred in? (a hint, it sucks.)

Adam Sandler is making movies now? what is this world coming to?

: 10. Which do you prefer Coca-Cola, Pepsi-Cola, or Royal Crown Cola?

Coke is IT

: 11. What is Iced Tea in Canada?

Iced Tea.

: 12. Have you ever shaved your boyfriends nuts / girlfriends bush?(or both at the same time?)

: 13. Have you ever had an sexual encounter with a Circus performer, and/or one of those Carnies(Carnival "staff")? If so, did you like it?

ohhh yeah. but i didn't like it. the snake lady was too damn scaly

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: : 1. What country do you live in? (Canada doesn't count as it is unofficially part of the U.S. in denial.) : Canada : : 2. What state do you live in? (Canadian provinces don't count, as Canada is an unofficial state of the U.S.) : Alberta. So we're part of the USA, huh? then open the fucking border to our beef already. Our ranchers are fucking DYING. This province was the only one that supported the USA in the last war, so dont fucking punish us for the retards in Ottawa. by the way, we also supply the USA with 12% or your oil and HALF or your natural gas. Wanna see your natural gas prices double this winter? then just keep that fucking border closed. we're gonna have to add an export tax on natural gas to be able to pay for the 5 million cattle (in alberta alone) we'll have to slaughter needlessly at the end of next month. It is illegal as hell under NAFTA, but what the fuck ,it isn't like the USA hasn't shit all over NAFTA anyhow (softwood lumber, wheat, now beef). Who the fuck do you have the free trade agreement with anyhow, Canada or Japan. Wake the fuck up. : : 3. What is your favorite kind of monkey?(or primate for those of you who want to get technical)? : Sasquatch : : 4. Their is a bin at Wal-Mart with every kind and color ball imaginable, what color / size ball do you bring to the check out counter? : Enormous blue balls. : : 5. What do you name your ball, and why? : Lefty. Because "Righty" is a stupid name. : : 6. What is the hidden meaning behind the sentance - "Oh my god, you kicked me in the fuckin' balls!" : "kicked" really means "licked" : : 7. What color is the sky? : dunno, what color is the sky in your world? : : 8. What would you do (ew ew) for a Klondike Bar? : Pay $1.75 CDN : : 9. What is the first movie Adam Sandler ever starred in? (a hint, it sucks.) : Adam Sandler is making movies now? what is this world coming to? : : 10. Which do you prefer Coca-Cola, Pepsi-Cola, or Royal Crown Cola? : Coke is IT : : 11. What is Iced Tea in Canada? : Iced Tea. : : 12. Have you ever shaved your boyfriends nuts / girlfriends bush?(or both at the same time?) : no : : 13. Have you ever had an sexual encounter with a Circus performer, and/or one of those Carnies(Carnival "staff")? If so, did you like it? : ohhh yeah. but i didn't like it. the snake lady was too damn scaly

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