Posted by Marshal at 12-238-233-67.client.attbi.com on August 11, 2003 at 23:45:01:
In Reply to: Houston is cool... posted by cokechic on August 11, 2003 at 23:33:30:
Retracting anus.
Holy Shitolee. I'm sure I didn't invent it - so take it and have your way with it.
I'm sorry, Sweeny was a teeny tiny itty bitty small town. The kind of town they make Small town TV shows and movies about. No crime to speak of.
Houston proper - sucks a giant sized turd retracting asshole of unspeakable porportions. I've been to Houston enough to have a real opinion on it - not just one based on my town is better than your town type horseshit. But hey, that's great that you like it. You can keep it. You guys have the worst, and I mean, the fucking worst traffic in the state - doesn't matter what time of day it is.
Austin sucks at rush hour (only one way in and one way out) San Antonio is home to the slowest driving motherfuckers, Dallas has "problem" freeways at certain times of the day (635 being the exception, that fucker sucks any time of day) But Houston is the big show. That place - whew- you can keep it.