for all you americans who didnt see this yet....

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Posted by SexyJ at 65.202.63.178 on June 14, 2002 at 09:57:48:

YES, I AM A BAD AMERICAN
BY: GEORGE CARLIN

I am your worst nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George CarliN.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family,
not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
I think owning a gun does not make you a killer, it makes
you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,
and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in
English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
than
working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill
to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe that everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and
where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying,
paying?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years
in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So,
shut-the-Hell-up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if your running
from them.

I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking
the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think that if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the
world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersection trying to sell me crap
or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These
people should be targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes
two parents.

I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this
applies even if you are President of the United States.

And what the hell is going on with gas prices...again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We need our country back!

Follow Ups:

Re: for all you americans who didnt see this yet.. discogranny 10:03:40 6/14/02 (22)
- This is NOT George Carlin-it's an urban legend *NT discogranny 10:05:54 6/14/02 (21)
  - It's George WALLACE - a common mistake. nt pixies chick 09:28:46 6/15/02 (0)
  - Actually it IS, I have it on tape... The Bastard 10:36:36 6/14/02 (2)
    - Fucking George Carlin didn't send that to people.. TheMadSpin 11:02:31 6/14/02 (1)
      - word sean 11:40:02 6/14/02 (0)
  - It is still all good! -nt Clamdigga 10:12:02 6/14/02 (0)
  - I was about to say that!! TheMadSpin 10:07:49 6/14/02 (15)
    - There are so many to list, a poll perhaps? NT discogranny 10:16:23 6/14/02 (14)
      - its still damn funny though! SexyJ 10:22:04 6/14/02 (13)
        
        It's damn ignorant. I don't think it's funny. nt pixies chick 10:30:16 6/14/02 (12)
        
        I think it's funny as hell and not ignorant... TheMadSpin 11:04:08 6/14/02 (8)
        
        Worst crap I've read in a LONG time. ... pixies chick 12:59:21 6/14/02 (6)
        
        I love when people justify half their arguments... TheMadSpin 15:10:12 6/14/02 (5)
        
        Half?You lie. I'm way more interested in taking $$ pixies chick 16:55:42 6/14/02 (4)
        
        Way to miss the point... TheMadSpin 18:25:47 6/14/02 (3)
        
        Remember Amy's "free cheese" comment pixies chick 21:20:43 6/14/02 (2)
        
        The problem is yet again... TheMadSpin 07:18:09 6/15/02 (1)
        
        Amen, brother. There are no monsters. Peace out nt pixies chick 09:27:39 6/15/02 (0)
        
        and I think it's not all that funny nor ignorant sean 11:45:51 6/14/02 (0)
        
        to each its own SexyJ 10:31:58 6/14/02 (2)
        
        That should have been "untrue" NT TheMadSpin 11:07:39 6/14/02 (0)
        
        I do believe much of it... TheMadSpin 11:05:36 6/14/02 (0)

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: YES, I AM A BAD AMERICAN : BY: GEORGE CARLIN : : I am your worst nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George CarliN. : I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, : not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! : I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! : I think owning a gun does not make you a killer, it makes : you a smart American. : I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, : and does not entitle you to anything. : I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in : English. : I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. : I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment : than : working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill : to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. : I believe that everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and : where they want to. : My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled : Jerry Springer. : I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. : I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. : I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, : when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, : paying? : I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years : in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, : shut-the-Hell-up already. : I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson : practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? : I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if your running : from them. : I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking : the law, regardless of what color you are. : I think that if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the : world for the next four years. : I dislike those people standing in the intersection trying to sell me crap : or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These : people should be targets. : I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes : two parents. : I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this : applies even if you are President of the United States. : And what the hell is going on with gas prices...again? : If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. : If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know. : We need our country back!

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