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: : : : YES, I AM A BAD AMERICAN : : : : BY: GEORGE CARLIN : : : : : : : : I am your worst nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George CarliN. : : : : I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, : : : : not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! : : : : I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! : : : : I think owning a gun does not make you a killer, it makes : : : : you a smart American. : : : : I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, : : : : and does not entitle you to anything. : : : : I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in : : : : English. : : : : I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. : : : : I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment : : : : than : : : : working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill : : : : to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. : : : : I believe that everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and : : : : where they want to. : : : : My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled : : : : Jerry Springer. : : : : I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. : : : : I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. : : : : I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, : : : : when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, : : : : paying? : : : : I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years : : : : in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, : : : : shut-the-Hell-up already. : : : : I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson : : : : practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? : : : : I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if your running : : : : from them. : : : : I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking : : : : the law, regardless of what color you are. : : : : I think that if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the : : : : world for the next four years. : : : : I dislike those people standing in the intersection trying to sell me crap : : : : or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These : : : : people should be targets. : : : : I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes : : : : two parents. : : : : I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this : : : : applies even if you are President of the United States. : : : : And what the hell is going on with gas prices...again? : : : : If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. : : : : If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know. : : : : We need our country back!

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