Re: for all you americans who didnt see this yet..

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Posted by discogranny at host-65-81-216-172.hsv.bellsouth.net on June 14, 2002 at 10:03:40:

In Reply to: for all you americans who didnt see this yet.... posted by SexyJ on June 14, 2002 at 09:57:48:

: YES, I AM A BAD AMERICAN
: BY: GEORGE CARLIN

:
: I am your worst nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George CarliN.

: I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family,
: not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

: I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
: I think owning a gun does not make you a killer, it makes
: you a smart American.

: I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,
: and does not entitle you to anything.

: I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in
: English.

: I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

: I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
: than
: working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill
: to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

: I believe that everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and
: where they want to.

: My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
: Jerry Springer.

: I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

: I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

: I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
: when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying,
: paying?

: I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years
: in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So,
: shut-the-Hell-up already.

: I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
: practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

: I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if your running
: from them.

: I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking
: the law, regardless of what color you are.

: I think that if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the
: world for the next four years.

: I dislike those people standing in the intersection trying to sell me crap
: or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These
: people should be targets.

: I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes
: two parents.

: I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this
: applies even if you are President of the United States.

: And what the hell is going on with gas prices...again?

: If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

: If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

: We need our country back!

Follow Ups:

This is NOT George Carlin-it's an urban legend *NT discogranny 10:05:54 6/14/02 (21)
- It's George WALLACE - a common mistake. nt pixies chick 09:28:46 6/15/02 (0)
- Actually it IS, I have it on tape... The Bastard 10:36:36 6/14/02 (2)
  - Fucking George Carlin didn't send that to people.. TheMadSpin 11:02:31 6/14/02 (1)
    - word sean 11:40:02 6/14/02 (0)
- It is still all good! -nt Clamdigga 10:12:02 6/14/02 (0)
- I was about to say that!! TheMadSpin 10:07:49 6/14/02 (15)
  - There are so many to list, a poll perhaps? NT discogranny 10:16:23 6/14/02 (14)
    - its still damn funny though! SexyJ 10:22:04 6/14/02 (13)
      - It's damn ignorant. I don't think it's funny. nt pixies chick 10:30:16 6/14/02 (12)
        
        I think it's funny as hell and not ignorant... TheMadSpin 11:04:08 6/14/02 (8)
        
        Worst crap I've read in a LONG time. ... pixies chick 12:59:21 6/14/02 (6)
        
        I love when people justify half their arguments... TheMadSpin 15:10:12 6/14/02 (5)
        
        Half?You lie. I'm way more interested in taking $$ pixies chick 16:55:42 6/14/02 (4)
        
        Way to miss the point... TheMadSpin 18:25:47 6/14/02 (3)
        
        Remember Amy's "free cheese" comment pixies chick 21:20:43 6/14/02 (2)
        
        The problem is yet again... TheMadSpin 07:18:09 6/15/02 (1)
        
        Amen, brother. There are no monsters. Peace out nt pixies chick 09:27:39 6/15/02 (0)
        
        and I think it's not all that funny nor ignorant sean 11:45:51 6/14/02 (0)
        
        to each its own SexyJ 10:31:58 6/14/02 (2)
        
        That should have been "untrue" NT TheMadSpin 11:07:39 6/14/02 (0)
        
        I do believe much of it... TheMadSpin 11:05:36 6/14/02 (0)

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: : YES, I AM A BAD AMERICAN : : BY: GEORGE CARLIN : : : : I am your worst nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George CarliN. : : I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, : : not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! : : I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! : : I think owning a gun does not make you a killer, it makes : : you a smart American. : : I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, : : and does not entitle you to anything. : : I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in : : English. : : I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. : : I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment : : than : : working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill : : to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. : : I believe that everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and : : where they want to. : : My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled : : Jerry Springer. : : I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. : : I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. : : I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, : : when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, : : paying? : : I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years : : in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, : : shut-the-Hell-up already. : : I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson : : practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? : : I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if your running : : from them. : : I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking : : the law, regardless of what color you are. : : I think that if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the : : world for the next four years. : : I dislike those people standing in the intersection trying to sell me crap : : or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These : : people should be targets. : : I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes : : two parents. : : I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this : : applies even if you are President of the United States. : : And what the hell is going on with gas prices...again? : : If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. : : If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know. : : We need our country back!

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