As I'm in the mood, a short pirate poll

Posted by Eyes Only at host81-128-145-26.in-addr.btopenworld.com on August 11, 2003 at 20:55:58:

You are in a gang of bloody cutthroat buccaneers...

1) What is the name of your gang?

2) Who is your leader and how is he/she known to you?

3) Who are the other members of your scurvy crew? (board members if you like)

4) What is the name of your lusty ship?

5) What emblem flies at your masthead (or on your jackstaff)?

6) Name your favourite haunt when not cruising the main in search of, er, booty.

7) What is your gang's motto?

8) What is the most treacherous and bloodthirsty thing you have ever done (squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube does not count)?

9) Rate your fearsomeness on a scale of 1 to 17.

10) Have you ever caught an unexpected glimpse of yourself in the mirror and shit yourself?

Arrrrr - go to it, mateys!

Um - if your answer to 10 is 'NO', then you are most likely not good pirate material.

Follow Ups:

• Re: As I'm in the mood, a short pirate poll Marshal 21:41:39 8/11/03 (2)
  • I assume poor Todd be the cabin boy.... Eyes Only 21:51:06 8/11/03 (1)
    • Todd is the given name of my Penis. Marshal 00:03:55 8/12/03 (0)
• A'vast ye swabs! Elfy 21:22:31 8/11/03 (3)
  • Arrrr, a truly timber shivering response.... Eyes Only 21:40:20 8/11/03 (2)
    • You lily-livered sea dog! Elfy 21:48:52 8/11/03 (1)
      • Oh my..... Eyes Only 21:55:29 8/11/03 (0)
• Re: As I'm in the mood, a short pirate poll BChrist 21:18:51 8/11/03 (0)
• Re: As I'm in the mood, a short pirate poll ---[Randal]--- 21:07:07 8/11/03 (1)
  • Randal, matey, I always knew you had style!.... Eyes Only 21:33:19 8/11/03 (0)
• Yarr! HAR HAR HAR, me matey! Elmo Machete 21:00:29 8/11/03 (1)
  • Thank you for your thoughtful...... Eyes Only 21:04:44 8/11/03 (0)

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