Posted by Elmo Machete at ool-18ba0f7a.dyn.optonline.net on August 11, 2003 at 21:00:29:
In Reply to: As I'm in the mood, a short pirate poll posted by Eyes Only on August 11, 2003 at 20:55:58:
: You are in a gang of bloody cutthroat buccaneers...
: 1) What is the name of your gang?
The Big Dawgs.
: 2) Who is your leader and how is he/she known to you?
GDawg, or, as he's known to us, "Big Pussy".
: 3) Who are the other members of your scurvy crew? (board members if you like)
: 4) What is the name of your lusty ship?
The Lusty Ship.
: 5) What emblem flies at your masthead (or on your jackstaff)?
Hee hee... you said "jackstaff"... I guess a bulldog with semen in his eye.
: 6) Name your favourite haunt when not cruising the main in search of, er, booty.
Starbucks coffee houses.
: 7) What is your gang's motto?
"I enjoy the accompaniement of small boys."
: 8) What is the most treacherous and bloodthirsty thing you have ever done (squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube does not count)?
Squeezing the toothpaste from the front of the tube when there's none left, so you're trying to get all of it out.
: 9) Rate your fearsomeness on a scale of 1 to 17.
Eleven point five.
: 10) Have you ever caught an unexpected glimpse of yourself in the mirror and shit yourself?
Me, or GDawg? For both, I'd have to say yeah.
: Arrrrr - go to it, mateys!
: Um - if your answer to 10 is 'NO', then you are most likely not good pirate material.
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