Posted by BChrist at c-24-126-233-232.we.client2.attbi.com on August 11, 2003 at 21:18:51:
In Reply to: As I'm in the mood, a short pirate poll posted by Eyes Only on August 11, 2003 at 20:55:58:
: 1) What is the name of your gang?
Pimp and the ho' lot.
: 2) Who is your leader and how is he/she known to you?
Jenna Jameson. Been there, done that.
: 3) Who are the other members of your scurvy crew? (board members if you like)
(Why the hell would anyone want to be with a bunch of guys, unless you're the type that actually like "County" (jail))
: 4) What is the name of your lusty ship?
The Slutty Whore
: 5) What emblem flies at your masthead (or on your jackstaff)?
: 6) Name your favourite haunt when not cruising the main in search of, er, booty.
: 7) What is your gang's motto?
"Out of the car seat, onto my meat. When there's grass in the field, play ball. Old enough to pee, old enough for me."
: 8) What is the most treacherous and bloodthirsty thing you have ever done (squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube does not count)?
Menage-a-trois (ME with two ladies)
: 9) Rate your fearsomeness on a scale of 1 to 17.
No scale could hold it. That's what she said, I swear.
: 10) Have you ever caught an unexpected glimpse of yourself in the mirror and shit yourself?
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