Cheapest way to put a man om Mars poll

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Posted by AshFan at 167.136.235.247 on January 23, 2004 at 13:31:45:

Cheapest way to put a man on Mars?

1. Fake it back on Earth
2. No return journey
3. Slingshot + hold breath
4. Wait for development of teleportation
5. Outsource it to India
6. Big tax cuts for Martian businesses
7. Wait for Big Crunch, step over
8. Claim it is harboring Al queda terror cells
9. Other (please elaborate)

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Ion drive + single stage to orbit rocket. Johnboy 14:12:37 1/23/04 (5)
- Simple you armchair scientist AshFan 14:19:21 1/23/04 (4)
  - Re: Simple you armchair scientist Johnboy 14:56:55 1/23/04 (2)
    - Here you go AshFan 15:07:33 1/23/04 (1)
      - Re: Here you go Johnboy 15:16:07 1/23/04 (0)
  - I know there should be a joke in there somewhere SweetIrony 14:25:53 1/23/04 (0)
Re: Cheapest way to put a man om Mars poll cisco3600 13:59:09 1/23/04 (0)
Fake it, it worked for the moon NT Dundada77 13:58:26 1/23/04 (0)
Let Russia do it. "The Swingset Scene" 13:57:16 1/23/04 (3)
- Are they gonna take Lance Bass with them? NT Dundada77 13:59:52 1/23/04 (2)
  - Maybe that is what they are using... "The Swingset Scene" 14:05:33 1/23/04 (1)
    - who is this lance bass who keeps pissing me off Drunken Man Whore 14:19:35 1/23/04 (0)
Probably wasn't meant to be serious... Strictly Skewed 13:37:27 1/23/04 (27)
- Oh, but I'm serious. Championship_Vinyl 13:45:36 1/23/04 (19)
  - Re: Oh, but I'm serious. Strictly Skewed 14:19:31 1/23/04 (5)
    - Okay... Championship_Vinyl 14:47:43 1/23/04 (4)
      - Re: Okay... Strictly Skewed 15:15:10 1/23/04 (3)
        
        Okay again... Championship_Vinyl 15:40:56 1/23/04 (2)
        
        Starting to come to consensus Strictly Skewed 16:03:59 1/23/04 (1)
        
        Yes, we are. Championship_Vinyl 16:41:46 1/23/04 (0)
  - Dude... AshFan 13:47:19 1/23/04 (12)
    - ever ride a horse? Xtian 13:50:18 1/23/04 (11)
      - You, sir... Championship_Vinyl 14:08:13 1/23/04 (3)
        
        when the wife is away, and the lotion has run dry Xtian 14:11:35 1/23/04 (2)
        
        so does Ashton Custard Drunken Man Whore 14:15:52 1/23/04 (1)
        
        here, i got you something, for your trouble Xtian 15:46:35 1/23/04 (0)
      - hello? You want brave? Drunken Man Whore 13:51:10 1/23/04 (5)
        
        Oh yeah! AshFan 13:52:16 1/23/04 (4)
        
        you can close your eyes and pretend she was thin Drunken Man Whore 13:54:52 1/23/04 (3)
        
        Its like you were there.... but I had a snorkel * AshFan 13:55:54 1/23/04 (2)
        
        i always wonder, if when lifting the rolls of fat Drunken Man Whore 13:56:54 1/23/04 (1)
        
        I found a TV remote once NT AshFan 13:59:48 1/23/04 (0)
      - Once, but he was on his back.... NT AshFan 13:50:52 1/23/04 (0)
- No crap! AshFan 13:42:36 1/23/04 (4)
  - Hard is not the same as heroic *nt Strictly Skewed 14:24:16 1/23/04 (3)
    - Tell that to my cock AshFan 14:25:32 1/23/04 (2)
      - dammit... I can't laugh like that at work. Strictly Skewed 14:27:38 1/23/04 (1)
        
        He seemed 'up' for it... NT AshFan 14:29:39 1/23/04 (0)
- That was a joke right nt Runshouse21 13:41:53 1/23/04 (1)
  - No Strictly Skewed 14:26:18 1/23/04 (0)
Re: Cheapest way to put a man om Mars poll jamie863 13:34:48 1/23/04 (2)
- So your plan entails AshFan 13:38:18 1/23/04 (1)
  - Re: So your plan entails jamie863 13:56:27 1/23/04 (0)

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