Posted by tuby lunchbox at dial-66.218.18.91.usadatanet.net on November 16, 2003 at 02:26:15:
I hope Kevin Smith will read this. let me start by saying I'm most possably(?) the bigist Jay and Silent Bob fan in the world! There ar people that really know me as lunchbox and not my real name, 'cause I wear a trench coat and the whole thing. Pluse I'm a HUGE pothead. Now I know that your not takeing script's or anything, but what about idea's for a script's.
For a wile I've had an idea partly inspierd by me and one of my best firend's (the Jay to my Silent Bob, so to speak) and your movie's.
O.k, so you showed us how Jay and Silent Bob met (sort of), but what about
how they met their other "best firend", mary jane. I was, for a long time,
planeing to make the movie my self inde style Nooch! Then I thought of the
leagul bullshit. I know you don't want to make any more Jay and Silent Bob movie's, but a lot of people (like EVERYONE I know!) whould LOVE to see this movie. Now I don't have a script or anything, but so far the plot is as fallow's: Jay and Silent Bob are in high school, your basic dilicqint(?)
Until, one day Jay find's a joint or dimebag or somthing in the school parking lot, they get high, halarity insue's. Throw in the reguler's (Dante, Randel, etc.) and work out the fine detail's. All I'm asking is that you consider it, P L E A S E, oh of corse if you go for it I get to play Silent Bob "Snooh to the mother fucking nooch"