Posted by saturnkitty at 68.220.46.156 on November 16, 2003 at 03:17:22:
In Reply to: Just a few probelems with it... posted by innerinsanity666 on November 16, 2003 at 03:01:09:
: Here's a list
: 1. Jay and silent bob Have never been to school, well High school at
least, it says so in the insert for the chasing amy special edition
dvd...Jay and silent bob: no educational record what-so-ever.
: 2. You are not the biggest Jay and silent Bob fan in the world, This is
a proven fact, the biggest jay and silent bob fan in the world is
Micheal DeCarrs, weighing in at well over 600 lbs he is obviously the
BIGGEST Jay and silent bob fan in the world.
: 3. Kevin in all his wisdom has seen fit to put asunder the realm of
Jay and Silent Bob, there is to be o more, so shall it be written so
shall it be done.
: 4. If kevin WERE to make this movie, you would not be anywhere's
near it, you hold no claim over any story written about them and have
absolutley no leverage with wich to negotiate for the part...besides
Jason Biggs would get the role of the young silent bob.
: 5. In a kevin smith film Hilarity is present, but it certianly does not
insue.
: 6. It was a smart move not to try and make a jay and silent bob
movie of your own, if you were to have done that, either kevin would
have sued your ass for everything you have...or the viewaskew
community would have tracked you down and dispenced justice...the
Judge Dred way.
: 7. you are not the only person known as lunchbox, in fact most of us
have a friend whom we refer to as lunchbox, or tons of fun, or one of
the many other countless monicers associated with Silent Bob.
: 8. For the record Silent bob Is not a pothead, Jay is the Junkie with
the monkey, Shuler Bop has only been recorded using drugs of any
nature ONCE, and that was in the Afroman Music Video. In all other
media publications, of any and all kinds Jay was the only one to
smoke the wacky tobacy, he has been known to sit by jay as jay uses
the green Herb, but as you can clearly see in the movie dogma, on
the train when Jay and Loki are smoking it, it goes from jay to loki and
back to jay...it was never passed to silent bob.
: 9. lastly, Im sure you are a Fan, and that your intentions are good,
but on this board you follow rules, rule one read the summaries..it
will give the rest of the rules...failure to follow these rules will result in
many a Veiwaskewer Flaming you, and possibly a red. Kevin very
rarely replies to posts of this nature, for legal purposes he cant say
one way or annother if your idea is at all good.
: Now, as far as you being a huge pothead, maybe you didnt know,
but our little jay actually had a drug probelem, we just got him to
clean up, he spent a long time in rehab, for this purpose we as a
community have taken up the stance that Drugs arent really that cool,
and for the purposes of this board we would apreciate it if you kept
drug talk to a minimum as jay has alot of free time now and loggs on
quite often. We DO want him to stay clean and sober. This is one of
many reasons that the jay and bob genere is dead. Kevin would like
to devote his attention to films of a classier nature, and we as fans
have decided to support him in this decision. Although you are not
alone in wanting more jay and bob, and maybe he will do one more
movie with them in it, the clerks animated movie, but thats it, no
more.