Posted by Eyes Only at host81-128-138-58.in-addr.btopenworld.com on August 23, 2003 at 23:14:16:
OK, you are Indiana Jones and you are having another exiting adventure *pauses for ghostly IJ theme*...
You have just narrowly escaped on you own from a gang of cutthroat piratical types who are holed up on a tropical island. Your route of escape lies only via a tatty, unsafe looking rope bridge, very much like the one in 'Temple of Doom', except that this one is very, very , very narrow, and is extremely long, the far end lost in the torpid vapours rising from the sluggish stream in the chasm below.
You start to cross the bridge. As you approach the middle, you discern a figure approaching... As it nears you, you can see it is the most beautiful woman you have ever seen - AND SHE IS STARK NAKED.
Now, there is no way you can pass each other on this narrow bridge and for you to turn back means certain death. Here is the dilemma....
Should you block her passage or merely toss yourself off?
(remember - I'm a Brit!)
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