Hmm... what would *I* do?

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Posted by Elmo Machete at on August 23, 2003 at 23:20:52:

In Reply to: Indiana Jones's dilemma question..... posted by Eyes Only on August 23, 2003 at 23:14:16:

Since she's stark naked and rapidly approaching you, of course she's there looking for some kind of sexual satisfaction. So I would, without passing her, slip my pants and underwear down. You can do that without shaking the bridge too much. Then, go about my business standing up. Say it lasts about ten minutes - usually would be longer, but I'm nervous because of the "torrid vapors rising from the stream below". Afterwards, I pull my pants up very carefully, thank her, and toss her over the side to her certain doom... 'cause it'd be really uncomfortable to run into her again after a situation like that.

But as a Brit, you'd probably toss yourself off. It's the polite thing to do, after all.

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