Re: Listen the only reason I am shoeless is you

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Posted by Stormin Norman at on May 04, 2002 at 05:49:15:

In Reply to: Listen the only reason I am shoeless is you posted by adamapple on May 04, 2002 at 05:28:51:

: decided to shit in them, film it and go ZOWIE. Obviously it was humorous in some way, because Ihaven't sween the footage or my shoes since.

ooooh! good one. dork.

: I can't fucking believe I complimented you at V3.

Did I see you at V3??? You must not have made a good impression because I don't remember it. You must be one of those people that gets billed in the credits of a movie as "guard #2" Or "yellow tie guy".

: As for me, I own my own home theater set up and studio too! I can project an 8 foot image and THX qquality sound in my house.

Wow! Want a medal? I would guess that many people have a simular set up. But if it makes you feel
better, I think you should be nominated for Red Neck of the year. Shit all you need now is a Banjo and then change your name to Bubba or something.

: You, on the other hand, shit on a cracker, hand it to people and call it a masterpiece of comedy. I seem to recall you saying you were the Andy Kaufman of the board. You know, that can't be correct, Andy did outrageous FUNNY stuff. Your affinity for onomatopoeias as comedy makes you less like Andy Kaufman and more like .....

: well, you.

If you had a clue, you'd be dangerous. You need to re-examine Andy Kaufman and figure out what his motivation was. You got it all wrong, Simpleton.

: I tried to think of a famous person who was as unfunny and as bitter and as untalented, but then I realized, no one is famous, unfunny and bitter.

Wrong. There are 2 Bob Sagget and Brian Lynch.

: When I do make a movie, I have already decided what my first short film will be. It will mostly be an inside joke to most people here on the board, but I think you will get it.

: It's called Stormin Norman and the Search for A Fucking Clue.

: Adam

Use my name to make your movie popular. It'd work. But the fact remains, Spanky, you STILL have not made any. You sit there and dream about it and I will still be doing it and making a living at it.

As a matter of fact my footage of G. Bush in Japan was on CNN. I filmed him going in to a resturant and talking to people in there.
CNN bought it from me.

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