Posted by adamapple at pool-141-157-116-32.balt.east.verizon.net on May 04, 2002 at 05:28:51:
In Reply to: Allow me to introduce Intelligence posted by Stormin Norman on May 04, 2002 at 04:57:41:
decided to shit in them, film it and go ZOWIE. Obviously it was humorous in some way, because Ihaven't sween the footage or my shoes since.
I can't fucking believe I complimented you at V3.
So all the stuff you use IS your own? Hmm, well, I guess I can at least admit I was wrong, I thought you said that you used someone elses.
As for me, I own my own home theater set up and studio too! I can project an 8 foot image and THX qquality sound in my house. I have the capability to do everything, but film. No camera yet. But I guarantee when I do, my shit, if it turns out to be as bad as yours, won't see the light of day.
You, on the other hand, shit on a cracker, hand it to people and call it a masterpiece of comedy. I seem to recall you saying you were the Andy Kaufman of the board. You know, that can't be correct, Andy did outrageous FUNNY stuff. Your affinity for onomatopoeias as comedy makes you less like Andy Kaufman and more like .....
well, you.
I tried to think of a famous person who was as unfunny and as bitter and as untalented, but then I realized, no one is famous, unfunny and bitter. To put it more succicently, Carrot Top's removed foreskin is funnier than you.
When I do make a movie, I have already decided what my first short film will be. It will mostly be an inside joke to most people here on the board, but I think you will get it.
It's called Stormin Norman and the Search for A Fucking Clue.
Adam