Posted by Irwin M. Fletcher at pm3-96-130.in-motion.net on January 19, 2004 at 10:23:21:
In Reply to: VA Merchandise posted by silentbobman on January 19, 2004 at 08:45:08:
: I know there's already a lot of great merch online for us to buy, but in a moment of extreme boredom today, i started thinking of some new merch it'd be cool to see. Here's what i got;
: - "I assure you we are open!" curtains/drapes/blinds. The irony is, you'll only see the message when they're closed.
: - Willam's Magic-Eye Hidden Picture books - possibly with a "Sailboats of the world" section.
: - Dogma t-shirts, with print of the Bartleby and Loki metal plate chests on the front.
: - "Long-Rufus'" - Long-Johns for the lengthier male.
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: There could also be a whole View Askew food line including;
: - View Askew Salsa
: - Shark-fin tortilla chips
: - "Hard to reach" chips
: - Discreeto Burritos
: - Chasing Amy Naked Woman Cakes
: - New cookie's - from the cookie stand
: - Hot thick Sicilian pizzas
: And i'm out!
: Man, i have too much time on my hands!!
: John
..."Stinkypalm" Pretzels?