VA Merchandise

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Posted by silentbobman at on January 19, 2004 at 08:45:08:

I know there's already a lot of great merch online for us to buy, but in a moment of extreme boredom today, i started thinking of some new merch it'd be cool to see. Here's what i got;

- "I assure you we are open!" curtains/drapes/blinds. The irony is, you'll only see the message when they're closed.

- Willam's Magic-Eye Hidden Picture books - possibly with a "Sailboats of the world" section.

- Dogma t-shirts, with print of the Bartleby and Loki metal plate chests on the front.

- "Long-Rufus'" - Long-Johns for the lengthier male.

There could also be a whole View Askew food line including;

- View Askew Salsa

- Shark-fin tortilla chips

- "Hard to reach" chips

- Discreeto Burritos

- Chasing Amy Naked Woman Cakes

- New cookie's - from the cookie stand

- Hot thick Sicilian pizzas

And i'm out!

Man, i have too much time on my hands!!


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