Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at nat0.ucc.ac.uk on November 28, 2003 at 06:56:51:
In Reply to: Late night hummus break. posted by Smalls on November 28, 2003 at 06:52:40:
That Love Is All You Need line is my favourite!
: : 1. In The Rock, Nicolas Cage's character is a "Beatlemaniac". But when he offs the bad guy, he calls him "The Rocketman". What would be a good Beatles song based killer line?
: "Love is all you'll need... in hell!"
: : 2. I'm currently avoiding my work. What mental image does that bring up?
: A guy in a cubicle, covered in post-it notes, attempting camoflage.
: : 3. If Peter has three apples, and Paul takes one away, how quickly will the train from Santa Fe get to New York?
: Trick question: the conservatives cut Amtrak and there's no more trains to Santa Fe.
: : 4. The Cat In The Hat, he's tricksy, that's that. Discuss.
: He looks like Michael Jackson, he sounds like Shrek and feels like a bad hairball joke ruining my childhood memories.
: : 5. I'm picking up good vibrations, she's giving me...
: ...free tickets to the Dokken reunion tour.
: And by "tickets" she means "an invitation to her niece's bat mitzvah for which Dokken has been hired".
: Mike