Posted by Smalls at adsl-63-196-58-232.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net on November 28, 2003 at 06:52:40:
In Reply to: Random Thoughts Poll posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King on November 28, 2003 at 05:54:53:
: 1. In The Rock, Nicolas Cage's character is a "Beatlemaniac". But when he offs the bad guy, he calls him "The Rocketman". What would be a good Beatles song based killer line?
"Love is all you'll need... in hell!"
: 2. I'm currently avoiding my work. What mental image does that bring up?
A guy in a cubicle, covered in post-it notes, attempting camoflage.
: 3. If Peter has three apples, and Paul takes one away, how quickly will the train from Santa Fe get to New York?
Trick question: the conservatives cut Amtrak and there's no more trains to Santa Fe.
: 4. The Cat In The Hat, he's tricksy, that's that. Discuss.
He looks like Michael Jackson, he sounds like Shrek and feels like a bad hairball joke ruining my childhood memories.
: 5. I'm picking up good vibrations, she's giving me...
...free tickets to the Dokken reunion tour.
And by "tickets" she means "an invitation to her niece's bat mitzvah for which Dokken has been hired".
Mike