Re: I Saw You!!!

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: : I just got home from the taping of The Tonight Show. I had managed : : to swindle tickets from my good friend Jay Leno. My wife (Deanna) : : and I sat front row center in the Carthage seats. Not sure how much : : air time we'll get, but I was the guy who saw the Paris Hilton tape, and : : Jay makes fun of me, saying I have a mullet, which I don't, but with my : : hair pulled back, I sorta look like I do. : : Anyway, Kev comes out and jokes with Jay. Kev admits that he has : : seen the Paris tape. Then Jay comments that I have, and they pull : : me on stage. Kev looks at me and says, "Aren't you the dude that : : made Kisses And Caroms?" I answer yes, then we begin to chat : : about my movie. : : Kev then introduces Roadside and the bit runs. First he pimps The : : Stash as the worlds best comic store. Walt and Kev discuss some of : : the Gay movie props in the store. Then we see all the fans get : : exploited. I saw some familiar faces in these shots. It might be you. : : Next, Kev does an interesting bit with Silent Bob in the Bong mobile. : : And to finish it up, he steals Harley's college fund. : : The Quick Stop was the next destination where we get to meet Kev's : : old boss. He interviews her, and they show clips from Clerks. He : : asks if that stuff actually happens, and get this, she says no. Kev : : apparently lied and made the Clerks story up. : : Next comes the funniest stuff. A trip to a Wild Animal Park where Kev : : learns the in's and out's of running the park. Funny stuff involving a : : water hose and a monkey. I'll keep ya in suspense. : : The bit ends. Kev leaves and the rest of the show plays out. : : Rodman was OK. He had nothing to promote, but he brought his kid : : out. WOW, get a load of his hair. A comic performed, and he was : : funny. Then Elvis Costello performed a boring slow song : : accompanied by a piano. Like he has a great piano solo voice? : : After the show, Jen, Kevin, Deanna and I grabbed a bite to eat and : : discussed our next movie. : : OK, maybe it didn't happen quite that way. But most of the above is : : true. Watch tonight and you'll learn what is. Also keep an eye out for : : the sexy guy with long black hair in the front row, next to the hottie. : : That's me!

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