Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at nat0.ucc.ac.uk on November 18, 2003 at 06:42:48:
In Reply to: ha!ha! joke posted by Fly on November 18, 2003 at 06:31:59:
: Paddy's got to £500,00. Chris asks him the BIG question for 1 million.
: Q:Paddy, for £ million, Who was the Great Train Robber?
: Was it a) Ronnie Barker; b) Ronnie O'Sullivan; c) Ronnie Corbett; or d) Ronnie Biggs?
: Paddy says: "I'll take the money!"
: Chris reminds him that he still has all 3 life lines left.
: "You don't want to call a friend?" asks Chris
: "No, I'll take the money".
: "Give him a round of applause, Paddy goes away with £500,000.00" says Chris.
: "Before you go, you'll obviously want to know what the answer was".
: Paddy replied: " No, I know it anyway!"
: Chris asks:" Are you mad? Are you mental?"
: Paddy replies: "I might be mental.......BUT I AM NOT A GRASS!"