Posted by Fly at www-cache.spicers.net on November 18, 2003 at 06:31:59:
Paddy's got to £500,00. Chris asks him the BIG question for 1 million.
Q:Paddy, for £ million, Who was the Great Train Robber?
Was it a) Ronnie Barker; b) Ronnie O'Sullivan; c) Ronnie Corbett; or d) Ronnie Biggs?
Paddy says: "I'll take the money!"
Chris reminds him that he still has all 3 life lines left.
"You don't want to call a friend?" asks Chris
"No, I'll take the money".
"Give him a round of applause, Paddy goes away with £500,000.00" says Chris.
"Before you go, you'll obviously want to know what the answer was".
Paddy replied: " No, I know it anyway!"
Chris asks:" Are you mad? Are you mental?"
Paddy replies: "I might be mental.......BUT I AM NOT A GRASS!"