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Posted by Mwahh!!! at 213.122.221.12 on July 27, 2003 at 13:59:35:

In Reply to: With a humorous REPOST! posted by Arturo Bandini on July 27, 2003 at 13:51:01:

: From http://www.shortandhappy.com/amber/


: : .040: Recurrent Short Term Full Aphasic Memory Disorder


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: An older lesbian woman's attempt to lure Amber into a steamy pit of sapphic sin is stymied by a 3x5 note card and a message from the brain doctor.

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: joyce4you2001: amber i want to lay you down and lick up the inside of your leg suck on your inner thigh then lick up and down your lips just teasing your clit
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Well, that's - uh - interesting.
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why do you say that?
: joyce4you2001: lol to see your reaction
: joyce4you2001: plus i would like to do that
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do what?
: joyce4you2001: lick your lips
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm sorry, I just got back from the doctor and I am kind of sick.
: joyce4you2001: sorry baby
: joyce4you2001: whats wrong
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It was a brain doctor. I have recurrent short term full aphasic memory disorder.
: joyce4you2001: ok i dont know what that is
: joyce4you2001: do you forget things
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have it written down on a 3x5 card.
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am supposed to show the card to people.
: joyce4you2001: k
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It says "I have recurrent short term full aphasic memory disorder, I may not remember the events of the last five minutes. Please return me to" and then it has my address.
: joyce4you2001: oh ok
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: OK what?
: joyce4you2001: im sorry you have that problem
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What problem?
: joyce4you2001: the memory problem
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It says I have a memory problem on this card!
: joyce4you2001: yes
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It says "I have recurrent short term full aphasic memory disorder, I may not remember the events of the last five minutes. Please return me to" and then it has my address.
: joyce4you2001: yes
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I remember - I remember you said something about licking my lips? Is that right?
: joyce4you2001: yes
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But then it's all blurry
: joyce4you2001: i was refering to your lower lips
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My pussy?
: joyce4you2001: you must be on meds now
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What are meds?
: joyce4you2001: medication pills
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why would I take medication pills?
: joyce4you2001: i thought the doctor might have given you something
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I haven't been to the doctor in at least six months.
: joyce4you2001: you said you just got home from the dr
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me? I'm sorry. There's this card in my hand.
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It says "I have recurrent short term full aphasic memory disorder, I may not remember the events of the last five minutes. Please return me to" and then it has my address.
: joyce4you2001: yes i know
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You - You were talking about my pussy?
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Is that right?
: joyce4you2001: yes
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's all so blurry...
: joyce4you2001: do you have other pics amber
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Other pics of what?
: joyce4you2001: of you
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I - I don't know.
: joyce4you2001: would you like me licking up your leg and sucking your clit
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do I know you?
: joyce4you2001: while my fingers slowly work in and out of you
: joyce4you2001: yes you know me
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: There's this card around my neck. It says "I have recurrent short tem full aphasic memory disorder, I may not remember the events of the last five minutes. Please return me to" and then it has my address.
: joyce4you2001: i know
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You know what?
: joyce4you2001: about the card
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: The card around my neck?
: joyce4you2001: yes
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It says "I have recurrent short term full aphasic memory disorder, I may not remember the events of the last five minutes. Please return me to" and then it has my address.
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You were talking about something that made me feel good, what was it?
: joyce4you2001: sucking your clit
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Maybe that was it - it's all so blurry...
: joyce4you2001: while my finges slowly worked in and out of you
: joyce4you2001: turn your cam on
: joyce4you2001: let me see your beautiful face
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't have a cam.
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sorry.
: joyce4you2001: k
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Or do I?
: joyce4you2001: i dont know
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: There's a card around my neck!
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Maybe it will tell me if I have a cam!
: joyce4you2001: no it wont
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It says "I have recurrent short term full aphasic memory disorder, I may not remember the events of the last five minutes. Please return me to" and then it has my address.
: joyce4you2001: ok
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Um, why are my panties wet?
: joyce4you2001: idont know
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Me neither!
: joyce4you2001: did you wet yourself
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's not pee.
: joyce4you2001: k
: joyce4you2001: maybe it was where i was talking about eating you
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Eating me? Are you a cannibal?
: joyce4you2001: your pussy
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh, OK.
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's all so blurry!
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I put the card on my lap and it's getting all smudged.
: joyce4you2001: if you came that was fast
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is this card on my lap?
: joyce4you2001: read it
: joyce4you2001: it belongs around your neck
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's all smudged, it says "I hamp recfreent shortbrm full anthasic mebrry disoler, I my nbr remmber te eves of te lasl five mntes. Plaese remyrn mo to" and then it has my address.
: joyce4you2001: its ok
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's all so blurry.
: joyce4you2001: why are your panties wet
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You're asking the wrong girl, lady
: joyce4you2001: what
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What what?
: joyce4you2001: amber
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What?
: joyce4you2001: you said you were all wet
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, why is my lap wet?
: joyce4you2001: because you were playing with yourself
: joyce4you2001: lick your fingers and you will see
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: OK
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: um
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: OK
: joyce4you2001: you like the taste
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sure, I guess, but I don't think i can live off of this stuff.
: joyce4you2001: you donr live off of it
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's all black because of the smudged ink
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: There's this weird card in my lap
: joyce4you2001: i know
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It says "I hamp recfreent shortbrm full anthasic mebrry disoler, I my nbr remmber te eves of te lasl five mntes. Plaese remyrn mo to" and then it has my address.
: joyce4you2001: slide a finger back insie your pussy then take it out and taste it tell me what you taste like
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why would I do that?
: joyce4you2001: just do it
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do what?
: joyce4you2001: finger yourself so you can cum again
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: There's this card in my lap.
: joyce4you2001: yes i know and your panties are all wet
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How did that happen?
: joyce4you2001: you fingered your self
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why did I do that?
: joyce4you2001: lol to cum
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: There's this card in my lap.
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It says "I hamp recfreent shortbrm full anthasic mebrry disoler, I my nbr remmber te eves of te lasl five mntes. Plaese remyrn mo to" and then it has my address.
: joyce4you2001: amber if you being for real i will pray for you
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Please pray for me!
: joyce4you2001: i will
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why?
: joyce4you2001: kisses amber i love you
: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: There's this card in my lap.
: joyce4you2001: talk to you later
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