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Posted by Arturo Bandini at 66-168-209-20.charterga.net on July 27, 2003 at 13:51:01:

In Reply to: Soooo... how DO you top Kevin's appearance? *NT* posted by Mwahh!!! on July 27, 2003 at 13:48:00:

From http://www.shortandhappy.com/amber/

: .040: Recurrent Short Term Full Aphasic Memory Disorder


An older lesbian woman's attempt to lure Amber into a steamy pit of sapphic sin is stymied by a 3x5 note card and a message from the brain doctor.


joyce4you2001: amber i want to lay you down and lick up the inside of your leg suck on your inner thigh then lick up and down your lips just teasing your clit
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Well, that's - uh - interesting.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why do you say that?
joyce4you2001: lol to see your reaction
joyce4you2001: plus i would like to do that
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do what?
joyce4you2001: lick your lips
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm sorry, I just got back from the doctor and I am kind of sick.
joyce4you2001: sorry baby
joyce4you2001: whats wrong
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It was a brain doctor. I have recurrent short term full aphasic memory disorder.
joyce4you2001: ok i dont know what that is
joyce4you2001: do you forget things
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have it written down on a 3x5 card.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am supposed to show the card to people.
joyce4you2001: k
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It says "I have recurrent short term full aphasic memory disorder, I may not remember the events of the last five minutes. Please return me to" and then it has my address.
joyce4you2001: oh ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: OK what?
joyce4you2001: im sorry you have that problem
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What problem?
joyce4you2001: the memory problem
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It says I have a memory problem on this card!
joyce4you2001: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It says "I have recurrent short term full aphasic memory disorder, I may not remember the events of the last five minutes. Please return me to" and then it has my address.
joyce4you2001: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I remember - I remember you said something about licking my lips? Is that right?
joyce4you2001: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But then it's all blurry
joyce4you2001: i was refering to your lower lips
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My pussy?
joyce4you2001: you must be on meds now
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What are meds?
joyce4you2001: medication pills
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why would I take medication pills?
joyce4you2001: i thought the doctor might have given you something
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I haven't been to the doctor in at least six months.
joyce4you2001: you said you just got home from the dr
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me? I'm sorry. There's this card in my hand.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It says "I have recurrent short term full aphasic memory disorder, I may not remember the events of the last five minutes. Please return me to" and then it has my address.
joyce4you2001: yes i know
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You - You were talking about my pussy?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Is that right?
joyce4you2001: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's all so blurry...
joyce4you2001: do you have other pics amber
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Other pics of what?
joyce4you2001: of you
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I - I don't know.
joyce4you2001: would you like me licking up your leg and sucking your clit
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do I know you?
joyce4you2001: while my fingers slowly work in and out of you
joyce4you2001: yes you know me
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: There's this card around my neck. It says "I have recurrent short tem full aphasic memory disorder, I may not remember the events of the last five minutes. Please return me to" and then it has my address.
joyce4you2001: i know
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You know what?
joyce4you2001: about the card
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: The card around my neck?
joyce4you2001: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It says "I have recurrent short term full aphasic memory disorder, I may not remember the events of the last five minutes. Please return me to" and then it has my address.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You were talking about something that made me feel good, what was it?
joyce4you2001: sucking your clit
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Maybe that was it - it's all so blurry...
joyce4you2001: while my finges slowly worked in and out of you
joyce4you2001: turn your cam on
joyce4you2001: let me see your beautiful face
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't have a cam.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sorry.
joyce4you2001: k
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Or do I?
joyce4you2001: i dont know
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: There's a card around my neck!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Maybe it will tell me if I have a cam!
joyce4you2001: no it wont
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It says "I have recurrent short term full aphasic memory disorder, I may not remember the events of the last five minutes. Please return me to" and then it has my address.
joyce4you2001: ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Um, why are my panties wet?
joyce4you2001: idont know
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Me neither!
joyce4you2001: did you wet yourself
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's not pee.
joyce4you2001: k
joyce4you2001: maybe it was where i was talking about eating you
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Eating me? Are you a cannibal?
joyce4you2001: your pussy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh, OK.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's all so blurry!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I put the card on my lap and it's getting all smudged.
joyce4you2001: if you came that was fast
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is this card on my lap?
joyce4you2001: read it
joyce4you2001: it belongs around your neck
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's all smudged, it says "I hamp recfreent shortbrm full anthasic mebrry disoler, I my nbr remmber te eves of te lasl five mntes. Plaese remyrn mo to" and then it has my address.
joyce4you2001: its ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's all so blurry.
joyce4you2001: why are your panties wet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You're asking the wrong girl, lady
joyce4you2001: what
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What what?
joyce4you2001: amber
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What?
joyce4you2001: you said you were all wet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, why is my lap wet?
joyce4you2001: because you were playing with yourself
joyce4you2001: lick your fingers and you will see
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: OK
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: um
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: OK
joyce4you2001: you like the taste
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sure, I guess, but I don't think i can live off of this stuff.
joyce4you2001: you donr live off of it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's all black because of the smudged ink
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: There's this weird card in my lap
joyce4you2001: i know
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It says "I hamp recfreent shortbrm full anthasic mebrry disoler, I my nbr remmber te eves of te lasl five mntes. Plaese remyrn mo to" and then it has my address.
joyce4you2001: slide a finger back insie your pussy then take it out and taste it tell me what you taste like
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why would I do that?
joyce4you2001: just do it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do what?
joyce4you2001: finger yourself so you can cum again
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: There's this card in my lap.
joyce4you2001: yes i know and your panties are all wet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How did that happen?
joyce4you2001: you fingered your self
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why did I do that?
joyce4you2001: lol to cum
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: There's this card in my lap.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It says "I hamp recfreent shortbrm full anthasic mebrry disoler, I my nbr remmber te eves of te lasl five mntes. Plaese remyrn mo to" and then it has my address.
joyce4you2001: amber if you being for real i will pray for you
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Please pray for me!
joyce4you2001: i will
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why?
joyce4you2001: kisses amber i love you
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: There's this card in my lap.
joyce4you2001: talk to you later





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