Posted by amanda22 at 208.186.44.192 on January 12, 2003 at 20:43:23:
In Reply to: Hmmm...I'm a stripper too. posted by VioLenT BoB (Dr.J0nes) on January 12, 2003 at 20:28:46:
because i'm just so damn hot and intelligent men who are looking for love won't leave me or my innocence alone. they just keep forcing that damn spotlight on me, when all i want to do is hide in the dark with my shrooms.
i think i'll call myself "Ivanna Daddy".
for you, i like "STEVE", but only in all caps.
: I'm sure you're all used to the tale. I'm attractive and totally intelligent but I just don't have the ambition or cash to attend grad school and work at a job that requires me to do anything but teabag strangers and prostitute my own dignity for cold hard Washingtons.
: So I've decided to get the proverbial 'it' on at Zippers in Asbury Park.
: I just need to settle on a name.
: I'm leaning towards Lap Dan S.
: But Paul Dancer
: Tom Taint
: Seth Tember
: Or plain old STEVE.
: All suggestions are appreciated.