Hmmm...I'm a stripper too.

Posted by VioLenT BoB (Dr.J0nes) at njtnt-1-316.dialup.enter.net on January 12, 2003 at 20:28:46:

I'm sure you're all used to the tale. I'm attractive and totally intelligent but I just don't have the ambition or cash to attend grad school and work at a job that requires me to do anything but teabag strangers and prostitute my own dignity for cold hard Washingtons.

So I've decided to get the proverbial 'it' on at Zippers in Asbury Park.

I just need to settle on a name.

I'm leaning towards Lap Dan S.

But Paul Dancer
Tom Taint
Seth Tember

Or plain old STEVE.

All suggestions are appreciated.

Follow Ups:

• Re: Hmmm...I'm a stripper too. HanknSac 03:17:29 1/13/03 (0)
• Your perfect name. Smalls 21:05:54 1/12/03 (0)
• Woo-hoo! I'm gonna be a stripper too! amanda22 20:43:23 1/12/03 (2)
  • Wonderful post! Kimberlieo 23:17:30 1/12/03 (1)
    • thanks amanda22 23:48:46 1/12/03 (0)
• How 'bout "Leavitt, A. Lone"? Barry, Suave MF 20:42:42 1/12/03 (3)
  • Re: How 'bout "Leavitt, A. Lone"? VioLenT BoB (Dr.J0nes) 02:15:29 1/13/03 (0)
  • But I'm a stripper too !! Bowel_Spazm 20:45:33 1/12/03 (1)
    • So where's my lap dance?!?! Barry, Suave MF 23:26:02 1/12/03 (0)

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