Posted by NJStatuteSection2A170/51 at cache-da05.proxy.aol.com on November 18, 2002 at 00:57:30:
In Reply to: Heh... posted by Steven Kilpatrick (TMS) on November 18, 2002 at 00:15:28:
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i sent many articles to whoever the Crapper got them. Then i realized how important it was to be professional, then i had to send some twice because no one saved what i sent or cared. Maybe my articles were not that interesting to the Crapper. I dont know. it doesnt matter. The fact is that i wanted to write something that was more opinionated or hardhitting. Not just verbal shit, i can go to chatrooms for that.
: : : 2) The Askew Crapper or a bowl of chocolate ice cream?
: : neither
: Notice how he didn't pick Ice Cream, which is good, because he wanted to accent the fact that he didn't pick the Crapper.
: See, it wasn't enough that he didn't just choose something over the crapper, he had to make it clear that he would rather choose nothing, than choose the crapper in the face of chocolate ice cream.
: This is all driven to higher levels of funny when you consider he used to write for the Crapper, and it wasn't even at the opening, which suggests he coveted his spot before he got it.
: So, it's obvious that he's just trying to stick it to the crapper, which he really misses working for.
: The end.