A Mr. Show reference. Very nice. *NT*

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: : Anyone on this board who is flipping out because Jennifer Lopez is in : : a movie should cover themselves in KY Jelly and hop into a prison : : shower while holding their ankles. She is a just an actress you : : fucking nimrods. Personally, I think her music is the worst kind of : : cliched' shit hop and the media obsession with her and her ass is : : somewhat strange,even for the American media. That Enough movie : : looked like Sleeping with the Enemy but instead of buying a gun, she : : takes Tae-Bo. But,to say she is talentless is to sound more than just : : bitchy, it makes you sound jealous. She was very good in "Out of : : Sight". Maybe she will show the same skill in Jersey Girl she showed : : in that flick. I am always shocked at how close minded the open- : : minded types show themselves to be. Cut her some slack, even if : : she sucks, she has an ass I can stare at for hours. : : And the mudfucks who bitched about PG-13 being a "betrayal" has to : : take a step back and realize that swearing is not humor. And : : comedians will tell you the hardest thing in the world is being clean : : on shows like Letterman and Leno. If you think Smith can not be : : funny without swearing, why are you here? Should'nt you be at : : Andrew Dice Clay's house,asking to hear his blue verbal artistry? I : : have seen Kevin Smith speak at the Wizard World thing and, he did : : swear, but he told jokes and such where he did not and he was : : STILL FUNNY. If swearing and blunt sex jokes are the apex of : : comedy to some of y'all(King of the Hill is on, I'm feeling rednecky) go : : rent the American Pie series and revel in the pie fucking and semen : : gulping. That shit just does not entertain me, not since I was in High : : School. If Kevin wants to make a PG-13, so what, I just hope it is : : good. Mallrats was an R and it had its moments, but it mostly ate the : : fur from Mr.Fuzzybunnies' happy place.

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