Posted by MickCollins: at ac97a0ee.ipt.aol.com on June 14, 2002 at 18:49:52:
Anyone on this board who is flipping out because Jennifer Lopez is in
a movie should cover themselves in KY Jelly and hop into a prison
shower while holding their ankles. She is a just an actress you
fucking nimrods. Personally, I think her music is the worst kind of
cliched' shit hop and the media obsession with her and her ass is
somewhat strange,even for the American media. That Enough movie
looked like Sleeping with the Enemy but instead of buying a gun, she
takes Tae-Bo. But,to say she is talentless is to sound more than just
bitchy, it makes you sound jealous. She was very good in "Out of
Sight". Maybe she will show the same skill in Jersey Girl she showed
in that flick. I am always shocked at how close minded the open-
minded types show themselves to be. Cut her some slack, even if
she sucks, she has an ass I can stare at for hours.
And the mudfucks who bitched about PG-13 being a "betrayal" has to
take a step back and realize that swearing is not humor. And
comedians will tell you the hardest thing in the world is being clean
on shows like Letterman and Leno. If you think Smith can not be
funny without swearing, why are you here? Should'nt you be at
Andrew Dice Clay's house,asking to hear his blue verbal artistry? I
have seen Kevin Smith speak at the Wizard World thing and, he did
swear, but he told jokes and such where he did not and he was
STILL FUNNY. If swearing and blunt sex jokes are the apex of
comedy to some of y'all(King of the Hill is on, I'm feeling rednecky) go
rent the American Pie series and revel in the pie fucking and semen
gulping. That shit just does not entertain me, not since I was in High
School. If Kevin wants to make a PG-13, so what, I just hope it is
good. Mallrats was an R and it had its moments, but it mostly ate the
fur from Mr.Fuzzybunnies' happy place.