Posted by Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight at webcacheb03a.cache.pol.co.uk on June 03, 2002 at 10:01:18:
In Reply to: Questions for that sexyfresh Jason Lee posted by Isis on June 03, 2002 at 09:52:44:
: Okay, that was a lie. I don't have any questions for Mr. Lee other than how does he stay so sexyfresh.
--If he told you that, he'd have to kill you. Or not, I dunno.
: I did have some questions about Kevin's last Arena article though, for anyone who wants to weigh in with their opinion.
-- Keep goin'...
: They are, to wit: is anybody actually worried about a DEARTH of comic book movies coming up? What comic movie that you possibly want to see isn't already in production? Other than Preacher...let's not keep bemoaning our fate on that one, it will arrive someday.
--Ummm... well, I suppose it'd be pretty cool to see Kevin's run of Green Arrow translated to the big screen, but other than that... not really. I'm a sucker for a cross-over though, so I'm hoping that they'll do a Spidey/Daredevil film one day (and yeah, I know - different film companies and everything, but still... I can hope).
: Also, can teeth be heterosexual? And if they're biting someone's nuts, isn't that really a non-sexual activity whereby it would not matter if your teeth preferred boys or girls?
--Damned if I know. We pamper our teeth too much anyway - there's no other part of my body that I spend so much attention cleaning (well, maybe ONE other part...)
: Also, the Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood is going to rock ass. Seriously, there's about fifty dick flicks coming out this summer, you gotta pick on the Sandra Bullock movie. Let's get in touch with our emotions over some nice stale popcorn.
--I kinda like Sandra Bullock, although I have no idea what 'Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood' is.
: Also...this coming from someone who wasn't all that into the comic, bear in mind...does anyone think that the Green Goblin has very limited ambitions? I mean, most supervillains want to, say, take over the world, or blow up the Empire State Building when it's full of young Catholic schoolkids (maybe we shouldn't be mocking young Catholics these days, let's go with young Amish home-schooled children), but "Gobby" just wants to let his id rage. It's a little low-key.
--Meh - the way I see it, he's decided that taking over the world would be difficult and not as much fun as everyone makes out, so he's just decided to have a bit of a laugh on a wacky, off-the-wall rampage.
: I'm babbling because my head hurts. HOLD ME, all of you.
--Touch a girl? Ewwww...