Questions for that sexyfresh Jason Lee

Posted by Isis at cau03.cau.cornell.edu on June 03, 2002 at 09:52:44:

Okay, that was a lie. I don't have any questions for Mr. Lee other than how does he stay so sexyfresh.

I did have some questions about Kevin's last Arena article though, for anyone who wants to weigh in with their opinion.

They are, to wit: is anybody actually worried about a DEARTH of comic book movies coming up? What comic movie that you possibly want to see isn't already in production? Other than Preacher...let's not keep bemoaning our fate on that one, it will arrive someday.

Also, can teeth be heterosexual? And if they're biting someone's nuts, isn't that really a non-sexual activity whereby it would not matter if your teeth preferred boys or girls?

Also, the Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood is going to rock ass. Seriously, there's about fifty dick flicks coming out this summer, you gotta pick on the Sandra Bullock movie. Let's get in touch with our emotions over some nice stale popcorn.

Also...this coming from someone who wasn't all that into the comic, bear in mind...does anyone think that the Green Goblin has very limited ambitions? I mean, most supervillains want to, say, take over the world, or blow up the Empire State Building when it's full of young Catholic schoolkids (maybe we shouldn't be mocking young Catholics these days, let's go with young Amish home-schooled children), but "Gobby" just wants to let his id rage. It's a little low-key.

I'm babbling because my head hurts. HOLD ME, all of you.

Follow Ups:

• SUPPOSEDLY Preacher starts filming this month adamapple76 13:34:42 6/03/02 (2)
  • Sweetness... Isis 14:18:08 6/03/02 (1)
    • the last issue won't be in the movie sean 14:47:58 6/03/02 (0)
• It's been a long time since... Championship_Vinyl 10:15:07 6/03/02 (3)
  • Lately I've been liking "proclivities"... Isis 10:27:28 6/03/02 (2)
    • Two conan movies brodiebruce_405 10:44:35 6/03/02 (1)
      • Conan the Crotchity *NT Raikus 12:27:10 6/03/02 (0)
• comics 2 film... you tricker-er PretzelFan 10:05:26 6/03/02 (5)
  • comics i'd like to see made into movies Paxwi Ridel (aka DRD #37) 10:09:33 6/03/02 (4)
    • who wouldnt want to see kingdom come PretzelFan 10:15:44 6/03/02 (3)
      • I wanna see Kingdom Come brodiebruce_405 10:17:36 6/03/02 (2)
        • ewwwww PretzelFan 10:19:02 6/03/02 (1)
          • It had to be done, admit it *nt* brodiebruce_405 10:30:36 6/03/02 (0)
• Answers from someone who aspires to be sexyfresh Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight 10:01:18 6/03/02 (6)
  • You want to be pimped out AND sexyfresh? Isis 10:53:24 6/03/02 (0)
  • oh man, POJK! i'm roflmao Paxwi Ridel (aka DRD #37) 10:03:58 6/03/02 (4)
    • Is that the highest form of 'lol' there is? Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight 10:12:18 6/03/02 (3)
      • you could take it one step higher...... Paxwi Ridel (aka DRD #37) 10:15:27 6/03/02 (2)
        • i prefer PretzelFan 10:17:54 6/03/02 (1)
          • if it weren't sad, you wouldn't be posting here NT Paxwi Ridel (aka DRD #37) 10:20:54 6/03/02 (0)

Post a Followup