Posted by Halman at 114.chicago-45rs.il.dial-access.att.net on June 03, 2002 at 15:12:50:
In Reply to: Re: Poll-tacular POLLS! Everywhere, Polls Polls Po posted by Halman on June 03, 2002 at 15:01:11:
: : Since everyone is into the polls lately, I figured, let's do one that actually relates to the topic of view askew and this board and all that happy jazz. Okay?
: : 1. Who's your favorite red poster BESIDES Kevin, and why?
: Lynch he is such an ass.
: : 2. Who's your favorite non-red and why?
: Me because I'm non red.
: : 3. Best board scandal/fight/hoop-la of all time?
: Mine with Hov over the "OH my god! The Canadians bombed the Baldwins." or is Kev Racist?
How could I forget the Jenry incident
: : 4. Best quote from this board, of all time?
: Any time Tell em Steve Dave was used after something by Johnson was said.
: : 5. If you could cast a movie based upon the VA board (including reds), using any of the actors on the scene today, who would be played by whom? Ignore physical resemblance, focus on personality.
: Actors? Who needs actors when you can play yourself.
: : 6. You're writing Jersey Girl. Give us a synopsis of the plot.
: There's a girl in Jersey that's all I can give.
: : 7. What actor/tress, who's never been in a VA movie, would you like to see in one?
: Walken or Buscemi
: : 8. Kevin wins an Oscar for Jersey Girl. Write his acceptance speech.
: I like to thank the Academy. No, wait Fuck you guys! You fucking badmouthed Mallrats so I guess kiss my ass.
: : 9. What character from a VA movie is the sexiest? The most annoying? The most like you?
: Kev's Mom in JSBSB duh!!! Annoying Affleck as Holden. Most like me: Schuller Bob "I'm really quiet in real life"
: : 10. Where will Jay & Bob (the characters) be in ten years?
: Still Dead and Buried
: : Hup to it.