Posted by Halman at 114.chicago-45rs.il.dial-access.att.net on June 03, 2002 at 15:01:11:
In Reply to: Poll-tacular POLLS! Everywhere, Polls Polls Polls! posted by Isis on June 03, 2002 at 14:41:25:
: Since everyone is into the polls lately, I figured, let's do one that actually relates to the topic of view askew and this board and all that happy jazz. Okay?
: 1. Who's your favorite red poster BESIDES Kevin, and why?
Lynch he is such an ass.
: 2. Who's your favorite non-red and why?
Me because I'm non red.
: 3. Best board scandal/fight/hoop-la of all time?
Mine with Hov over the "OH my god! The Canadians bombed the Baldwins." or is Kev Racist?
: 4. Best quote from this board, of all time?
Any time Tell em Steve Dave was used after something by Johnson was said.
: 5. If you could cast a movie based upon the VA board (including reds), using any of the actors on the scene today, who would be played by whom? Ignore physical resemblance, focus on personality.
Actors Who needs actors when you can play yourself.
: 6. You're writing Jersey Girl. Give us a synopsis of the plot.
There's a girl in Jersey that's all I can give.
: 7. What actor/tress, who's never been in a VA movie, would you like to see in one?
Walken or Buscemi
: 8. Kevin wins an Oscar for Jersey Girl. Write his acceptance speech.
I like to thank the Academy. No, wait Fuck you guys! You fucking badmouthed Mallrats so I guess kiss my ass.
: 9. What character from a VA movie is the sexiest? The most annoying? The most like you?
Kev's Mom in JSBSB duh!!!
: 10. Where will Jay & Bob (the characters) be in ten years?
Still Dead and Buried
: Hup to it.