hello there pete..

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Posted by andysith at gateway1.colt-telecom.com on June 04, 2002 at 06:48:33:

In Reply to: very good :O) NtT posted by skeeballpete on June 04, 2002 at 06:45:03:

what a crock of shit sunday morning was eh?

: A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
: : her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
: : boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for
: : the first time.

: : Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
: : trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy
: : for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
: : condoms and sex.

: : At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to
: : buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
: : because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

: : That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
: : girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
: : come on in!"

: : The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
: : parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

: : A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

: : 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

: : Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
: : and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

: : The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
: : pharmacist."

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wassup peeps... skeeballpete 06:52:08 6/04/02 (5)
- went to bournemouth for the weekend.. andysith 07:00:15 6/04/02 (4)
  - its all gone right over my head... skeeballpete 07:06:55 6/04/02 (3)
    - come here and stroke me like a puppy. PretzelFan 07:54:42 6/04/02 (2)
      - no they aren't... stop setting a bad example. andysith 08:03:40 6/04/02 (1)
        
        im a baaaaaaaad man PretzelFan 08:10:09 6/04/02 (0)

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: what a crock of shit sunday morning was eh? : : : A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with : : : her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her : : : boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for : : : the first time. : : : Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a : : : trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy : : : for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about : : : condoms and sex. : : : At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to : : : buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack : : : because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. : : : That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his : : : girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, : : : come on in!" : : : The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's : : : parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. : : : A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. : : : 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. : : : Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over : : : and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." : : : The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a : : : pharmacist."

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