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Posted by skeeballpete at dialup.62-172-23-26.tesco.net on June 04, 2002 at 06:45:03:

In Reply to: Joke of the day - Tuesday posted by Hov on June 04, 2002 at 06:33:16:

: A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
: her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
: boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for
: the first time.

: Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
: trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy
: for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
: condoms and sex.

: At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to
: buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
: because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

: That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
: girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
: come on in!"

: The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
: parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

: A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

: 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

: Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
: and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

: The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
: pharmacist."

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hello there pete.. andysith 06:48:33 6/04/02 (6)
- wassup peeps... skeeballpete 06:52:08 6/04/02 (5)
  - went to bournemouth for the weekend.. andysith 07:00:15 6/04/02 (4)
    - its all gone right over my head... skeeballpete 07:06:55 6/04/02 (3)
      - come here and stroke me like a puppy. PretzelFan 07:54:42 6/04/02 (2)
        
        no they aren't... stop setting a bad example. andysith 08:03:40 6/04/02 (1)
        
        im a baaaaaaaad man PretzelFan 08:10:09 6/04/02 (0)

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: : A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with : : her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her : : boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for : : the first time. : : Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a : : trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy : : for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about : : condoms and sex. : : At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to : : buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack : : because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. : : That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his : : girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, : : come on in!" : : The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's : : parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. : : A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. : : 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. : : Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over : : and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." : : The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a : : pharmacist."

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