Posted by DRD #37 at user-37kadhq.dialup.mindspring.com on April 12, 2002 at 08:49:27:
In Reply to: Joke of the FRI - DAY!!!!! posted by Hov on April 12, 2002 at 08:47:48:
: The Statue
: A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard
: her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she
: said. "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed
: baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with
: talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to,"
: she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
: "What's this, Honey?" the husband inquired, as he
: entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she
: replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for
: their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us
: too." No more was said about the statue, not even
: later that night when they went to sleep. Around
: two in the morning, the husband got out of bed,
: went to the kitchen and returned a while later with
: a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to
: the 'statue'., "Eat something. I stood like an
: idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody
: offered me so much as a glass of water."
:
: Enjoy
: Hov