Posted by Hov at proxy.caris.com on April 12, 2002 at 08:47:48:
The Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard
her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she
said. "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed
baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with
talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to,"
she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, Honey?" the husband inquired, as he
entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she
replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for
their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us
too." No more was said about the statue, not even
later that night when they went to sleep. Around
two in the morning, the husband got out of bed,
went to the kitchen and returned a while later with
a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to
the 'statue'., "Eat something. I stood like an
idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody
offered me so much as a glass of water."
Enjoy
Hov