Posted by Duffless at hide101.suffolk.edu on February 28, 2002 at 13:14:44:
In Reply to: NEWS FLASH: THE J&SBSB DVD IS GOOD posted by Hibernian Psycho on February 28, 2002 at 13:12:05:
: DVD VIEWERS EVERYWHERE thanked Cardinal Fuckstick, a view askew web board poster, for pointing out that the Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back DVD was, in fact, good. All those that had bought the DVD were unsure of where it ranged on a scale of damn fine to excellent, but thanks to Fuckstick's keen eye, thousands of fans can rest easy.
: "I watched the DVD, and thought it was great, but I really needed someone anonymous to point it out for me," said Michael Forrester, another poster who wished to remain anonymous. He added, "Thanks Cardinal! You cured my indecison"!
: The keen poster than went on to reveal that snow was white, the pope is catholic and that mice were smaller than people.
: Kevin Smith, the creator of the duo, expressed relief.
: "I wasn't sure what people actually thought of the movie. I mean, after thousands of fans but the film, and the merchandise which you can buy from Jay & Silent Bob's Secret Stash, 35 Broad Street, Red Bank, New Jersey, I still wasn't sure. But now, thanks to Fuckstick's post, I can rest easy."
: Cardinal Fuckstick could not be reached for comment, as he was busy pointing out to all Mallrats fans that it was, indeed, a sailboat.