Posted by Hibernian Psycho at ssc50.ssc.cc.il.us on February 28, 2002 at 13:12:05:
In Reply to: My Decree posted by Cardinal Fuckstick on February 28, 2002 at 13:07:32:
DVD VIEWERS EVERYWHERE thanked Cardinal Fuckstick, a view askew web board poster, for pointing out that the Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back DVD was, in fact, good. All those that had bought the DVD were unsure of where it ranged on a scale of damn fine to excellent, but thanks to Fuckstick's keen eye, thousands of fans can rest easy.
"I watched the DVD, and thought it was great, but I really needed someone anonymous to point it out for me," said Michael Forrester, another poster who wished to remain anonymous. He added, "Thanks Cardinal! You cured my indecison"!
The keen poster than went on to reveal that snow was white, the pope is catholic and that mice were smaller than people.
Kevin Smith, the creator of the duo, expressed relief.
"I wasn't sure what people actually thought of the movie. I mean, after thousands of fans but the film, and the merchandise which you can buy from Jay & Silent Bob's Secret Stash, 35 Broad Street, Red Bank, New Jersey, I still wasn't sure. But now, thanks to Fuckstick's post, I can rest easy."
Cardinal Fuckstick could not be reached for comment, as he was busy pointing out to all Mallrats fans that it was, indeed, a sailboat.