Kevin Smith Punched Me In The Face (Repost)

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Posted by TangoMania at on September 16, 2001 at 18:23:33:

Feeling a little threatened Lynch? You're thinking that your Big Helium Dog flic is gonna blow as hard as you have been blown'
Kevin's dick all these years? Maybe that MUPPET script can't stand on it's own, so you better start clipping everyone at the
knees? bring them down a bit? so they don't grow taller than you? But hey, you'll have made a film, congrats! I've made two
and haven't had to put anything in my mouth. Go fetch me a power bar you craft service cunt.

And talk about being in an elevator with someone who won't shut up -
or how about this -

Actually, is there any difference between my site and the pages above? I guess your interesting cause you have an agent. Cause
you sold a script. You think your hot shit, your head explodes, you have a big mouth, and start burning bridges before you've
even crossed any...yadda yadda what's new?

Your response was disappointing, but not surprising. It's a shame you decided to attack and dismiss. It would seem from your
interviews, the ones I forced myself to read through, and couldn't finish, you long winded wuss, that we share similiar influences
and opinions. (sniff) (I start to weep) Why did you lynch me Lynch? Why? Oh my God, I guess I don't exist anymore.
MUPPETS & SESEAME STREET ROCK! Snooch me you Boochie!

Your wit astounds me. The angry, bashing, cynical filmmaker is truly an original persona. You're every fiber is so fresh and
unexpected, I can't tell you how I've grown from your wise words.

And I don't remember asking you to visit my site to watch PA WARS, which had nothing to do with my original posting. Why
are you so obsessed with PA WARS? It's just a simple little spoof. I wanna hear what you have to say about the CHASING
AMY & FRIDAY NIGHT BLUES ON MONDAY situation. Actually, it's Kevin I'm interested in hearing from, but I'm sure
you have a very colorful rant to deliver. Blast away you clever guy you.

The most interesting aspect of this exchange between us is why would someone, who wasn't asked, visit the site of a fellow
filmmaker, and for no clear reason bash his head in? That speaks volumes. And, you keep throwing this originalty criticism
around...obviously a personal issue.

I'll give you this, very smart to admit you have been on your knees alot. Doesn't garnish much respect though does it?

Get all our info before you go off on someone. Moron. If you wanna think all you're dealing with here is some kid who made a
spoof, fine. I'm sure it makes you feel bigger to keep me real small in your head. You stand on faux foundation.

So much to say, so much to prove.

Hey, how about lunch? Obviously you have some things to get off you chest, I'll be your shoulder to cry on. And you buy big

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