Re: JASBSB DELETED ---- Hooker scene Transcript Repost

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: i gots to admit....the deleted hooker scene was pretty damn funny.. : and yeah....as soon as it comes out on dvd i swear right now that i'll but a copy! : : Ok I am in the UK and have seen the WORKPRINT copy of JASBSB .. : : Don't diss me for getting it.. I will still go and pay my £££ at least 5 times to see the movie. but I have been waiting over a year and another 3 months till it comes out over here. I was seriously contemplating on comming to the US to see it. Hey I attended Vulgarthon last year so I am trueaskew. but I Turned to the dark side and when offered this from a friend I gave in. curse me if you want but another 3 damn months.. !! : : NO I WILL NOT DO ANYONE COPIES AND I DO NOT CONDONE PIRACY but this was given to me and I could not resist. : : From what I can tell all the music is different from what is used in the film as I have the soundtrack. : : Anywho this copy has the DELETED HOOKER SCENE in it so I have transcribed it here for all that want to read it. : : Oh yeah and damn did I love the movie. : : SPOILERS please scroll down . : : . : : . : : . : : . : : . : : . : : . : : . : : . : : . : : . : : . : : . : : JASBSB HOOKER SCENE : : Helicopter pan over Hollywood sign : : Jay an Bob Arrive in hollywood get out of Red Jeep Jay Kisses the hot babe drive of said jeep.. Jeep Drives away : : BOB : Gives Jay a displeasing look. : : JAY : (To Bob) What it's not like cheating Justice blew up. : : The two guys walk away into a pair of hookers both a pair of nasty looking hoes.. : : HOOKER 1 : (to JAY) Hey little man you want some of this : : HOOKER 2 : (to BOB) How about you big boy : : HOOKER 1 : you got $50 we can get NAAASSSSTTTYYY !!! : : JAY : Oh yeah, how nasty ? : : HOOKER 2 : As nasty as you want to be Pappy... : : JAY : Well alright, first I want you to tongue my bung : : Bob nods : : JAY : While you Juggle my Balls in one hand : : Bob motions : : JAY : While Silent Bob watches and spanks in a Dixie cup, an you can pull my Nut sack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog : : Bob motions pulling up then makes cool bullfrog face ! : : JAY : Then I want you to like my nuts while your friend spanks me into the same Dixie cup, then we throw the dixie cup out : : Jay and Bob motion : : Jay shrugs shoulder and then they both look at the hookers for an answer... : : Hookers look shocked and displeased : : HOOKER 1 : (throws hands in the air) Oh thats it honey I quit, this job just passed the point of no return : : Hooker 1 walks away : : JAY : Why you said nasty : : Jay and Bob look shocked : : JAY : Chicks in hollywood are so stuck up. : : Cut to Drug scene with Pumpkin Escobar

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