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Posted by Neil at 209.245.186.206 on August 27, 2001 at 16:04:15:

In Reply to: Why I cried uncontrollably all morning long....... posted by tubbyonekenobi on August 27, 2001 at 15:54:07:

: Anyone care to know the reason Mobile, AL's biggest askew fanboy didn't see the flick on opening weekend? Blame it on my newborn daughter.

: At 5:35 AM, CST, Anna Louise Hardy was brought into this world by a crack team of nurses, a doctor, one tired yet determined Tubby One, and the most amazing woman I know: my fiancee, Angela.

: Kevin, i think I know how you felt on the day Harley was born. It was the most wonderful sight in the world to see my daughter (all 9 lbs, 1.5 oz of her) pop her head out of you-know-where and see the world for the first time.

I was finding this to be a touching little anecdote until you said "you-know-where". I'm terribly frightened by the idea of someone rearing a child, who can't come up with a less embarrassing way to phrase this concept.

The Bleeding Tree

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I'm guessing that it was a light attempt at humor. t o m 17:11:35 8/27/01 (1)
- Always a possibility Neil 17:24:35 8/27/01 (0)
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- Eat me, nitwit! Neil 16:25:24 8/27/01 (3)
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: : Anyone care to know the reason Mobile, AL's biggest askew fanboy didn't see the flick on opening weekend? Blame it on my newborn daughter. : : At 5:35 AM, CST, Anna Louise Hardy was brought into this world by a crack team of nurses, a doctor, one tired yet determined Tubby One, and the most amazing woman I know: my fiancee, Angela. : : Kevin, i think I know how you felt on the day Harley was born. It was the most wonderful sight in the world to see my daughter (all 9 lbs, 1.5 oz of her) pop her head out of you-know-where and see the world for the first time. : I was finding this to be a touching little anecdote until you said "you-know-where". I'm terribly frightened by the idea of someone rearing a child, who can't come up with a less embarrassing way to phrase this concept.

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