Posted by Neil at 184.108.40.206 on August 27, 2001 at 16:04:15:
In Reply to: Why I cried uncontrollably all morning long....... posted by tubbyonekenobi on August 27, 2001 at 15:54:07:
: Anyone care to know the reason Mobile, AL's biggest askew fanboy didn't see the flick on opening weekend? Blame it on my newborn daughter.
: At 5:35 AM, CST, Anna Louise Hardy was brought into this world by a crack team of nurses, a doctor, one tired yet determined Tubby One, and the most amazing woman I know: my fiancee, Angela.
: Kevin, i think I know how you felt on the day Harley was born. It was the most wonderful sight in the world to see my daughter (all 9 lbs, 1.5 oz of her) pop her head out of you-know-where and see the world for the first time.
I was finding this to be a touching little anecdote until you said "you-know-where". I'm terribly frightened by the idea of someone rearing a child, who can't come up with a less embarrassing way to phrase this concept.
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