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Posted by UglyApe at 208-31-192-3.lsn.net on May 07, 2001 at 18:41:14:

In Reply to: does God exist? (spoilers) posted by pomeroy on May 07, 2001 at 17:34:26:

You are off-topic and this is getting stupid. Stop trying so hard for attention. It's idiotic, and childish. Go to the other board if you want to continue with these posts. You're probably some twelve year old with a quidnunc soccer mom who doesn't get enough attention from cub scouts or something. Moron.

One ugly ass ape.

: Apparently, yes. And he's pretty angry at me. Sometime yesterday, after I committed blasphemy, message board style, I was contacted by the great almighty (some call him God, others, Harry), while eating from a bag of trail mix. Now I don't know about you, but my favorite trail mix ratio is 2 raisins to 3 peanuts to 4 m and m's. I don't know why, but every time I put my hand in, I was pulling out shit like 4 raisins, 8 peanuts, and no m and m's at all. Turns out, someone (I blame God) ate all the m and m's, without eating a single peanut or raisin. This had a devastating effect on the trail mix equilibrium. I hadn't been eating trail mix at all -- I'd been eating peanut and raisin mix.
: Anyway, it all ended well. I had another bag in the pantry, and I enjoyed it immensely.

: -pomeroy

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