does God exist? (spoilers)

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Posted by pomeroy at on May 07, 2001 at 17:34:26:

Apparently, yes. And he's pretty angry at me. Sometime yesterday, after I committed blasphemy, message board style, I was contacted by the great almighty (some call him God, others, Harry), while eating from a bag of trail mix. Now I don't know about you, but my favorite trail mix ratio is 2 raisins to 3 peanuts to 4 m and m's. I don't know why, but every time I put my hand in, I was pulling out shit like 4 raisins, 8 peanuts, and no m and m's at all. Turns out, someone (I blame God) ate all the m and m's, without eating a single peanut or raisin. This had a devastating effect on the trail mix equilibrium. I hadn't been eating trail mix at all -- I'd been eating peanut and raisin mix.
Anyway, it all ended well. I had another bag in the pantry, and I enjoyed it immensely.


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