Posted by BrianLynch at cc31423-b.etntwn1.nj.home.com on March 27, 2001 at 18:12:17:
In Reply to: Go back to Hollywood, Missah Dork. posted by Bob, the Lord of Evil on March 27, 2001 at 15:43:43:
Here's my impression, see if you can take a stab at who it is:
"Hey, everyone, notice me! NOTICE ME! WHY ISN'T ANYONE PAYING ATTENTION TO ME! I turned on a video camera and had people say stuff and then forced my idol to watch it! No no, he can't stand me, I annoy the shit out of everyone, but he said he'd watch it and he did and he bad mouthed it left and right! And I still wouldn't take 'you're not funny for an answer'! I AM funny, I am! And I'm gonna badmouth a woman who has been nothing but nice and friendly, and I'm gonna do it REEEEEEEEALLY unfunny like, lest anyone doubt it's me! IF I SHOUT AM I FUNNY?"
That's right, me right before BIG HELIUM DOG.
: "HAH! All hail my glorious army of muppets, when my movie comes out. One of them will. I promise."
Yes yes, and you'd give your extra chromosome to be me. Don't deny it. My new movie is actually on video now. It is. I taped over a pokeman episode and gave it to Kevin Smith, who hated it. Oh shit, that's you. Sorry.
You ain't funny. Never have been. Go away.
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