Posted by RyanAn at pppa64-resalesouthbendb2-2r7404.dialinx.net on December 28, 2000 at 14:26:19:
In Reply to: The wit and wisdom of Eli and Spider: posted by Charlton Heston on December 28, 2000 at 13:57:19:
: You two brainchilds chould start your own club, kinda like the retarded version of Our Gang. You two might be as smart as the dingleberry I picked out of my ass this morning, but the verdict is still out on that one.
: Actually conversation between spider and eli:
: Spider: Where was the location of the accident?
: Eli: Approximately milepost 499.
: Spider: And where is milepost 499?
: Eli: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
: There are 5 legal words in scrabble using "q" without "u"
:
: ELI:
: It's 12pm Wednesday the 27 of December... No on is working today save a handful of peope who didn't want to waste their
: vacation days... like me... I wish I wasted my vaction days... I won't later when I'm somewhere warm and sandy... but right
: now I wish I was home...
: Anyway... is anyone out there? Bored and cold?
: I just want to go home and watch Clerks, Mallrats, and Chasing Amy till my eyes dry out under a warm blacket with my girl...
: I hate winter....
: Kevin... I hope you keep warm during this evil time of year... You are not aloud to get sick while producing this movie... after it
: is fine... but we NEED this movie...
: eli the mok
: Ookla... Ariel... Ride!
: SPIDER:
: What the hello is wrong with you people!!!
: My God! People can't even post without being crucified, does it make you feel big to put others down.
: First thing, TangoMania: No person who has a shred of respect or heart would come onto the board with guns blazing trying to
: hurt others feelings. So mallrat_manda's website doesn't live up to your expectation, get on with your life, don't constantly hound
: her.
: People this is exactly what's wrong with the world, people constantly stepping on others to rise themselves up. That's why there
: is war, that's why there is still slavery, that's why Columbine happened and that is why it will happen again. People don't care
: about others and that is why I am posting this message.
: People who post do have faces and feelings and if you think that they don't hurt when you make fun of them, you're wrong. All
: you are doing is hurting yourself in the long run.
: People forget the gifts and the commercial aspects of Christmas and remember that we are all brothers and sisters and should
: give each other the proper respect. In other words get over what every your dealing with, then come back here. Your ignorance
: isn't appreciated.
: If you want to know me, you can easily find out via email or ICQ. Don't be so easy to hate someone you have never met. And
: thank you for your kind words regarding my website.
: Regarding George Michael… Yes he is a great writer/singer, but so is Micahel Jackson, so is Babyface, so are BoyzIImen, so
: was Sammy, so are The Beatles and so on and so on. So Like Limp Bizkit, who cares. Others like Moby, Prodigy,
: Radiohead... It's called differences of taste. You may not like it, others may. Music is made to connect people, just as the VA
: movies did. Some like Mallrats, others don't. Don't go crazy if someone says something from something you hate.
: Also Lynch says someone dies and you brush it off like it doesn't matter. Who cares if it was posted below, have a little respect.
: Enough of this childish bickering, my God! We suddenly went back in time to grade 3, people grow up.
: Scarlet
: Who cares...but I will not be denied
: Also, don't mock my handle. It makes more sense if you actually been there when I made it.