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Posted by Charlton Heston at 209.248.26.6 on December 28, 2000 at 13:57:19:

You two brainchilds chould start your own club, kinda like the retarded version of Our Gang. You two might be as smart as the dingleberry I picked out of my ass this morning, but the verdict is still out on that one.
Actually conversation between spider and eli:

Spider: Where was the location of the accident?
Eli: Approximately milepost 499.
Spider: And where is milepost 499?
Eli: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

There are 5 legal words in scrabble using "q" without "u"


ELI:
It's 12pm Wednesday the 27 of December... No on is working today save a handful of peope who didn't want to waste their
vacation days... like me... I wish I wasted my vaction days... I won't later when I'm somewhere warm and sandy... but right
now I wish I was home...

Anyway... is anyone out there? Bored and cold?

I just want to go home and watch Clerks, Mallrats, and Chasing Amy till my eyes dry out under a warm blacket with my girl...

I hate winter....

Kevin... I hope you keep warm during this evil time of year... You are not aloud to get sick while producing this movie... after it
is fine... but we NEED this movie...

eli the mok
Ookla... Ariel... Ride!

SPIDER:
What the hello is wrong with you people!!!

My God! People can't even post without being crucified, does it make you feel big to put others down.

First thing, TangoMania: No person who has a shred of respect or heart would come onto the board with guns blazing trying to
hurt others feelings. So mallrat_manda's website doesn't live up to your expectation, get on with your life, don't constantly hound
her.

People this is exactly what's wrong with the world, people constantly stepping on others to rise themselves up. That's why there
is war, that's why there is still slavery, that's why Columbine happened and that is why it will happen again. People don't care
about others and that is why I am posting this message.

People who post do have faces and feelings and if you think that they don't hurt when you make fun of them, you're wrong. All
you are doing is hurting yourself in the long run.

People forget the gifts and the commercial aspects of Christmas and remember that we are all brothers and sisters and should
give each other the proper respect. In other words get over what every your dealing with, then come back here. Your ignorance
isn't appreciated.

If you want to know me, you can easily find out via email or ICQ. Don't be so easy to hate someone you have never met. And
thank you for your kind words regarding my website.

Regarding George Michael… Yes he is a great writer/singer, but so is Micahel Jackson, so is Babyface, so are BoyzIImen, so
was Sammy, so are The Beatles and so on and so on. So Like Limp Bizkit, who cares. Others like Moby, Prodigy,
Radiohead... It's called differences of taste. You may not like it, others may. Music is made to connect people, just as the VA
movies did. Some like Mallrats, others don't. Don't go crazy if someone says something from something you hate.

Also Lynch says someone dies and you brush it off like it doesn't matter. Who cares if it was posted below, have a little respect.

Enough of this childish bickering, my God! We suddenly went back in time to grade 3, people grow up.

Scarlet
Who cares...but I will not be denied

Also, don't mock my handle. It makes more sense if you actually been there when I made it.




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